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The day will start at 8:00am, and consist of:

• Coffee and Bacon Roll
  Morning round
  Snack Lunch
  Afternoon round

Total cost, including a contribution to the prize fund, is £45 -00

If you are interested, please contact either Ray Everitt or Kel Leaver on (0114) 258-5361.
]]> Social Mole Tue, 15 May 2012 21:53:15 +0100 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.488.13 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.487.1
As you may or may not be aware the club has a number of tickets available for members for the evening session (2 matches) of the Olympic hockey tournament on Friday 3rd August 2012. In order to allow everyone to have a fair and proper chance of purchasing these tickets the following has been agreed:

Starting from next Tuesday (1st May) members have 2 weeks to register their interest with Fizzy Pop (Thomas Maw) and pay for that ticket (No payment = No ticket). The closing date for registering interest and paying will be noon on the 14th May.

Once the deadline has passed, applications will be processed and if demand is less than the number of tickets available then those who applied will receive tickets. However if demand exceeds the number of tickets available then a ballot/draw will be made on the evening of the 14th May at the 100 Club supper with winners being notified accordingly.

The club has 14 tickets priced @£20 and 10 priced at @£35 so when applying please state which one you'd like to apply for.

Tickets can be paid for by cash or cheque ONLY and can be given to Fizzy Pop in person or send in the post to the following address:

Flat 1, 498 Glossop Road, Broomhill, S10 2QA

Finally members are only allowed to apply for one ticket each and this is only open to fully paid up members.
[Submitted by tmaw]
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As you may or may not be aware the club has a number of tickets available for members for the evening session (2 matches) of the Olympic hockey tournament on Friday 3rd August 2012. In order to allow everyone to have a fair and proper chance of purchasing these tickets the following has been agreed:

Starting from next Tuesday (1st May) members have 2 weeks to register their interest with Fizzy Pop (Thomas Maw) and pay for that ticket (No payment = No ticket). The closing date for registering interest and paying will be noon on the 14th May.

Once the deadline has passed, applications will be processed and if demand is less than the number of tickets available then those who applied will receive tickets. However if demand exceeds the number of tickets available then a ballot/draw will be made on the evening of the 14th May at the 100 Club supper with winners being notified accordingly.

The club has 14 tickets priced @£20 and 10 priced at @£35 so when applying please state which one you'd like to apply for.

Tickets can be paid for by cash or cheque ONLY and can be given to Fizzy Pop in person or send in the post to the following address:

Flat 1, 498 Glossop Road, Broomhill, S10 2QA

Finally members are only allowed to apply for one ticket each and this is only open to fully paid up members.
[Submitted by tmaw]
]]> Misc tmaw Wed, 25 Apr 2012 13:58:42 +0100 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.487.1 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.486.13 This tension filled but enjoyable event will take place at the Polish Catholic Centre on Monday 14th MAY, to commence around 7.15/7.30 pm.

As the bottom line [get it?]can be affected, I have got to have an RSVP whether it is a yea or nay. Don'try and catch me out or the rod will be used for another purpose.

Best F & C about accompanied by mushies, curry sauce and gravy for Fruity the Southerner...and the fish are large-are they not Steve and Pegs?

See you there1

Banzai
[Submitted by banzai]
]]> This tension filled but enjoyable event will take place at the Polish Catholic Centre on Monday 14th MAY, to commence around 7.15/7.30 pm.

As the bottom line [get it?]can be affected, I have got to have an RSVP whether it is a yea or nay. Don'try and catch me out or the rod will be used for another purpose.

Best F & C about accompanied by mushies, curry sauce and gravy for Fruity the Southerner...and the fish are large-are they not Steve and Pegs?

See you there1

Banzai
[Submitted by banzai]
]]> Social banzai Mon, 02 Apr 2012 14:57:47 +0100 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.486.13 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.485.13
To be or not to be that is the question?

If you are to be then it has to be tonight at the HOLIDAY INN, Victoria Station Road, S4 at 7pm....and not at the BEauchief this time.

If it is not to be then, alas it's your loss and we shall miss you.....

See you later boys and girls.

Banzai
[Submitted by banzai]
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To be or not to be that is the question?

If you are to be then it has to be tonight at the HOLIDAY INN, Victoria Station Road, S4 at 7pm....and not at the BEauchief this time.

If it is not to be then, alas it's your loss and we shall miss you.....

See you later boys and girls.

Banzai
[Submitted by banzai]
]]> Social banzai Fri, 30 Mar 2012 11:55:11 +0100 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.485.13 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.484.1
The regular non-playing umpires: Steve Brook; Dave Denver; Bob Hindle ; Tim Major (before his defection to Scotland) and Graham Seaton handled 137 games between them. New member Tim Wilson did 10 games for us, although he is now our club representative on the Umpires Scheme. A proud 70% of the games.

The rest of the games were officiated by 20 player / umpires

Grateful thanks go to all these good people for their invaluable input into the life of the club. Without them and their commitment there would be no hockey.

If you would like to become a Level One umpire to swell the ranks in the club please contact Graham Seaton who will be delighted to set up a course at the beginning of next season.

[Submitted by steve@stevebrook.fsnet.co.uk]
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The regular non-playing umpires: Steve Brook; Dave Denver; Bob Hindle ; Tim Major (before his defection to Scotland) and Graham Seaton handled 137 games between them. New member Tim Wilson did 10 games for us, although he is now our club representative on the Umpires Scheme. A proud 70% of the games.

The rest of the games were officiated by 20 player / umpires

Grateful thanks go to all these good people for their invaluable input into the life of the club. Without them and their commitment there would be no hockey.

If you would like to become a Level One umpire to swell the ranks in the club please contact Graham Seaton who will be delighted to set up a course at the beginning of next season.

[Submitted by steve@stevebrook.fsnet.co.uk]
]]> Misc steve@stevebrook.fsnet.co.uk Wed, 28 Mar 2012 16:37:02 +0100 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.484.1 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.482.13 MEN'S 1'S HAD A SUPER SIXER WITH BOTH GAMES BEING AWAY TO LEEDS UNI AND DURHAM UNI 2'S, WITH 4-0 AND 4-2 SCORES RESPECTIVELY. JUZZY,DAVO, 2 DADS, SPARTA, JIMMY AND JED ALL GETTING THEIR NAMES IN LIGHTS. NOT TO BE OUTDONE FIZZ GOT A YELLOW FOR BEING "PETULANT"!?
lOOKING GOOD FOR NEXT SEASON.

...NEVER MIND THE HOCKEY IT'S THE ATHLETES WHO TOOK PART IN THE UNIQUE subhc olympics race nite,WHO WERE THE STARS ON SHOW ON SATURDAY. THE OTHER STAR WAS OUR FOOD HOSTESS LAURA WHO FED US TO THE BRIM-DID'NT SHE HARRIET,BANJO AND THE OTHERS!! A FEAST TO FILL THE BEASTS!

A GREAT MIXTURE OF FUN AND FRIVOLITY, WASHED DOWN BY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF "HAPPY WATER", HELPED TO MAKE THIS A GREAT SUCCESS, BY ALL ACCOUNTS.

WE,VE ALSO MADE SOME MONEY FOR THE CLUB BUT AWAITING FINAL DETAILS FROM THE TOTEMASTER.

THANKS TO BIG BROOKY WHO DOUBLES UP AS CLUB CAPTAIN, FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND TO ALL THE HELPERS, INCLUDING OUR DEBUT MC-FIZZY- AND HIS HELPERS, LOUIS AND JUZZY WHO I TRUST CAN WIPE THEIR BUMS BETTER THAN THEY CAN BLINDFOLD PEOPLE!!

THE GIRLS, SP--K AND B--PLUG PICKED UP TWO SPONSOR'S RACE PRIZES AND WERE REIGHT CHUFFED. BTW, WHAT TAN DO YOU USE PLUG-BEEN ASKED BY YOUR SEVERAL FANS?

SEEING WOLFIE CONSUME THE PINT OF BEER AND THE BANNANA, IN ONE FELL GULP WAS IMPRESSIVE...DON'T GO THERE BOB...CLEARLY, AGAIN, THE BOY HAS CREATIVE TALENT WITH WHAT HE WORE AT THE DURHAM GAME AND AS DEPICTED BY THAT OTHER BUT LESS CREATIVE VOCALIST,BECKETT ON FB.

POOR 'OLE DILL-DID'NT KNOW WHETHER HE WAS COMING OR GOING-SO WHAT'S NEW, THE CROWD CRIED-BEING SOMEWHAT JET LAGGED AND BEING FORCED TO CONSUME AN EVIL MIXTURE, AS A BIRTHDAY TREAT..AND BY HIS MATES. CRIKEY, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES!!!!

fRUITY'S GIRLS ALL LOOKED GORGEOUS BUT SOME OF US WERE SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED BY FUNGUS'S SOMEWHAT DEMURE OUTFIT AFTER THE BIG BUILD UP SHE WAS GIVEN BY SOME! TRY HARDER FOR THE AWARDS DO FUNG, PLEASE.

AMAZINGLY, THE BIG PASSION KILLER KNICKERS WENT WELL WITH HER OUTFIT THO' AS IT THEN WENT,ALMOST SEAMLESSLY, ONTO MOHAWK'S HEAD. GREAT TO SEE BOTH MO AND BETTY THERE AND , OBVIOUSLY, THE PIES AT WREKIN HC ARE TO MO'S TASTE. WE LOVE YOU GUYS-BE BACK SOON.

FINALLY, GREAT TO SEE SO MANY NEW FACES AT THE CV-PLEASE KEEP IT UP AND YOUR SOCIAL TEAM WILL LOOK AFTER YOU.

NOW,GO AND GET THAT NEW OUTFIT WOLFIE-TAKE A POSSE OF THE LADIES WITH YOU TO MEADOWHELL-AND GET GEARED UP FOR THE "SUBHC OSCARS", ON THE 30TH MARCH, AT THE HOLIDAY INN, VICTORIA STATION ROAD,S4 7YE. SET THE "VEST BEST" TREND FOR YOU AND THE LOVELY SUBHC GALS.BE OUR GOK! GOT THE FILLIES SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS LOV
ELY ROOM AND IF I DECIDE TO LET FRUITY DO A PEGGY ON ME, I MIGHT JUST PUT YOU ALL TOGETHER!

TICKETS AVAILABLE SOON AND THIS WILL BE AN ALL TICKET EVENT AT £20.00 EACH FROM ME BUT SPECIAL OFFERS ARE BEING WORKED OUT AS WE WRITE AND SPEAK.

THE ROOM HOLDS MORE THAN THE BEAUCHIEF HOTEL, SO RELEVANT [NOT WIVES AND G/F'S] GUESTS WILL BE WELCOME.

FINALLY, A REMINDER THAT SOME OF US WILL BE BREAKING SOME VERY NICE BREAD WITH JUZZY ON FRIDAY 23RD MARCH AT NAPS ON ECCKIE ROAD, FROM ABOUT 6.30 PM AND WILL TAKE THINGS FROM THERE. THE CLOSING DATE FOR THE MEAL WAS LAST FRIDAY BUT ALL WELCOME TO JOIN US LATER FOR DRINKS, CHIT CHAT AND A FLUTTER AND MAKE SURE THAT JUZZY GETS A GREAT FRIENDSHIP SEND OFF FROM HIS MATES...NOT BEEN A BAD LAD, REALLY.

ONCE AGAIN, SORRY IF ANYTHING OF NOTE LEFT OUT [WHERE WAS RICHIE HADFIELD,BTW] BUT IT WAS A VERY, VERY BUSY BUT A RUDDY CRACKING WEEKEND.

THANK YOU EVERYBODY.

BOB/BANZAI
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[Submitted by banzai]
]]> MEN'S 1'S HAD A SUPER SIXER WITH BOTH GAMES BEING AWAY TO LEEDS UNI AND DURHAM UNI 2'S, WITH 4-0 AND 4-2 SCORES RESPECTIVELY. JUZZY,DAVO, 2 DADS, SPARTA, JIMMY AND JED ALL GETTING THEIR NAMES IN LIGHTS. NOT TO BE OUTDONE FIZZ GOT A YELLOW FOR BEING "PETULANT"!?
lOOKING GOOD FOR NEXT SEASON.

...NEVER MIND THE HOCKEY IT'S THE ATHLETES WHO TOOK PART IN THE UNIQUE subhc olympics race nite,WHO WERE THE STARS ON SHOW ON SATURDAY. THE OTHER STAR WAS OUR FOOD HOSTESS LAURA WHO FED US TO THE BRIM-DID'NT SHE HARRIET,BANJO AND THE OTHERS!! A FEAST TO FILL THE BEASTS!

A GREAT MIXTURE OF FUN AND FRIVOLITY, WASHED DOWN BY COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF "HAPPY WATER", HELPED TO MAKE THIS A GREAT SUCCESS, BY ALL ACCOUNTS.

WE,VE ALSO MADE SOME MONEY FOR THE CLUB BUT AWAITING FINAL DETAILS FROM THE TOTEMASTER.

THANKS TO BIG BROOKY WHO DOUBLES UP AS CLUB CAPTAIN, FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA AND TO ALL THE HELPERS, INCLUDING OUR DEBUT MC-FIZZY- AND HIS HELPERS, LOUIS AND JUZZY WHO I TRUST CAN WIPE THEIR BUMS BETTER THAN THEY CAN BLINDFOLD PEOPLE!!

THE GIRLS, SP--K AND B--PLUG PICKED UP TWO SPONSOR'S RACE PRIZES AND WERE REIGHT CHUFFED. BTW, WHAT TAN DO YOU USE PLUG-BEEN ASKED BY YOUR SEVERAL FANS?

SEEING WOLFIE CONSUME THE PINT OF BEER AND THE BANNANA, IN ONE FELL GULP WAS IMPRESSIVE...DON'T GO THERE BOB...CLEARLY, AGAIN, THE BOY HAS CREATIVE TALENT WITH WHAT HE WORE AT THE DURHAM GAME AND AS DEPICTED BY THAT OTHER BUT LESS CREATIVE VOCALIST,BECKETT ON FB.

POOR 'OLE DILL-DID'NT KNOW WHETHER HE WAS COMING OR GOING-SO WHAT'S NEW, THE CROWD CRIED-BEING SOMEWHAT JET LAGGED AND BEING FORCED TO CONSUME AN EVIL MIXTURE, AS A BIRTHDAY TREAT..AND BY HIS MATES. CRIKEY, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES!!!!

fRUITY'S GIRLS ALL LOOKED GORGEOUS BUT SOME OF US WERE SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED BY FUNGUS'S SOMEWHAT DEMURE OUTFIT AFTER THE BIG BUILD UP SHE WAS GIVEN BY SOME! TRY HARDER FOR THE AWARDS DO FUNG, PLEASE.

AMAZINGLY, THE BIG PASSION KILLER KNICKERS WENT WELL WITH HER OUTFIT THO' AS IT THEN WENT,ALMOST SEAMLESSLY, ONTO MOHAWK'S HEAD. GREAT TO SEE BOTH MO AND BETTY THERE AND , OBVIOUSLY, THE PIES AT WREKIN HC ARE TO MO'S TASTE. WE LOVE YOU GUYS-BE BACK SOON.

FINALLY, GREAT TO SEE SO MANY NEW FACES AT THE CV-PLEASE KEEP IT UP AND YOUR SOCIAL TEAM WILL LOOK AFTER YOU.

NOW,GO AND GET THAT NEW OUTFIT WOLFIE-TAKE A POSSE OF THE LADIES WITH YOU TO MEADOWHELL-AND GET GEARED UP FOR THE "SUBHC OSCARS", ON THE 30TH MARCH, AT THE HOLIDAY INN, VICTORIA STATION ROAD,S4 7YE. SET THE "VEST BEST" TREND FOR YOU AND THE LOVELY SUBHC GALS.BE OUR GOK! GOT THE FILLIES SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS LOV
ELY ROOM AND IF I DECIDE TO LET FRUITY DO A PEGGY ON ME, I MIGHT JUST PUT YOU ALL TOGETHER!

TICKETS AVAILABLE SOON AND THIS WILL BE AN ALL TICKET EVENT AT £20.00 EACH FROM ME BUT SPECIAL OFFERS ARE BEING WORKED OUT AS WE WRITE AND SPEAK.

THE ROOM HOLDS MORE THAN THE BEAUCHIEF HOTEL, SO RELEVANT [NOT WIVES AND G/F'S] GUESTS WILL BE WELCOME.

FINALLY, A REMINDER THAT SOME OF US WILL BE BREAKING SOME VERY NICE BREAD WITH JUZZY ON FRIDAY 23RD MARCH AT NAPS ON ECCKIE ROAD, FROM ABOUT 6.30 PM AND WILL TAKE THINGS FROM THERE. THE CLOSING DATE FOR THE MEAL WAS LAST FRIDAY BUT ALL WELCOME TO JOIN US LATER FOR DRINKS, CHIT CHAT AND A FLUTTER AND MAKE SURE THAT JUZZY GETS A GREAT FRIENDSHIP SEND OFF FROM HIS MATES...NOT BEEN A BAD LAD, REALLY.

ONCE AGAIN, SORRY IF ANYTHING OF NOTE LEFT OUT [WHERE WAS RICHIE HADFIELD,BTW] BUT IT WAS A VERY, VERY BUSY BUT A RUDDY CRACKING WEEKEND.

THANK YOU EVERYBODY.

BOB/BANZAI
XX
[Submitted by banzai]
]]> Social banzai Mon, 05 Mar 2012 13:30:42 +0000 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.482.13 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.481.1
*HAMMY HILL PULLS! *STUDSIE PULLS! HANNAH BURNS PULLS![NO RACY NIGHTS FOR HER, THEN]!

*FRUITY GETS SPANKED [DID NOT ENJOY,ALLEGEDLY];TRAGIC WAS HERE-AGAIN!STRUMMER'S TATTOO MAKES APPEARANCE-MY LIPS ARE SEALED!

*FRUITY "...PEAKED TOO EARLY..." ON SATURDAY-BED BY 8.30PM![is this a medical condition? ed] BECCKY'S FINE'S DELIVERY ON SUNDAY LACKED A LITTLE SOMETHING...ZZZZZZ!

MEN'S 4'S- JOE'S BOYS MUST HAVE WON A GAME ON SATURDAY-HAPPY AND LOUD -AND NOT JUST FRIDGY. GOOD TO SEE MONKEY ABOUT, PLAYING WITH HIS NUTS-NICOLA MUST HAVE BEEN ON NIGHTS! THANKS FOR RACE NITE SUPPORT RICHY AND GUYS

A BEVY OF BEAUTIES-NOT YOU WINGS AND WINTON-VISITED THE CV AT ABOUT 6PM-YES, YOU HEARD ME AND SAW THEM-ON SATURDAY AND MADE MANY OF US QUITE PLEASED. DONT BE NUNS BUT GET IN THE HABIT,PLEASE.

RACE NITE'S LOOKING GOOD-ALL RUNNERS/OWNERS AKA ATHLETES NOW SOLD-SUPER JOB PEGS-

AROUND 40 EVENT/FOOD TICKETS ALSO SOLD BUT NOW NEED MORE BUYERS PLEASE WITH FIVERS . WONDERFUL VALUE FOR MONEY-WAIT TILL YOU

SEE THE NOSH! cONTACT YOUR CAPITANO'S OR ME.

BY THE WAY, WE ARE GETTING A MAJOR VISITATION THIS WEEKEND- ALL THE WAY FROM SOUTH OF WATFORD. THE CLUE AS TO WHO THEY ARE IS AS FOLLOWS "..PASS THE BALL TO cHRISTINA AND/OR FRUITY.." AND NO YELLOWS FOR EVEN THOSE HORRENDOUS TACKLES.

RESULTS-PRETTY GOOD ,TAKEN IN THE ROUND.

M'S 1'S ROBBED BY WAKEFIELD BUT LIKE BECKS-NAIVE TOO. SMACKED YORK 5-0 ON SUNDAY [i]. M'S 2'S WON 5-2. NICE WIN BY THE 4'S WITH HADFIELD BAGGING A BRACE-LONG TIME SINCE THAT HAPPENED, I'M TOLD.

LADIES 1'S SPANKED THEIR OPPONENTS 5-3[AWAY] WITH PLUG GETTING HER DEBUT GOAL AND EVEN FRUITY GOT ON THE SCORE SHEET-GETTING READY FOR THIS WEEKEND WHERE THE WEATHER LOOKS GOOD, I'M TOLD.

THE LADIES 2'S PICKED UP AN EASY 3 POINTS ON SATURDAY WITH A "NO SHOW CONCESSION" AND THEN ROUTED A FRIENDLY BUT UNDER NUMBERED
BRADFORD UNI SIDE, 12-0. THE "VET" BOX-MORTON GOT 3 BUT A GOALSCORING STAR WAS BORN IN THE SHAPE OF FRANKIE GIBBONS [NO OBVIOUS JOKES HERE PLEASE-SHE TELLS ME SHE'S HEARD THEM ALL ] WHO AT A MERE 15, GOT 5 . FRANKIE'S A RECENT TAPTON ADDITION TO SHERGAR'S RANKS AND HAS PLAYED ONCE BEFORE FOR THE 2'S.

LADIES 1'S CLEAR TOP-LADIES 2'S NOW 3RD.

lAURA OF THE CV HAS LOST HER VOICE-IS THAT A BLESSING RICHY?

AUSSIE ROSSCO NOW A DADDY OF LITTLE MILLA. EX- PAT PAUL GRAHAM'S SOON TO BE A PAPPY AS WELL, AND NEARER HOME, THE LANGUID SIMMO COULD WELL BE A DADDY NOW-LABOUR STARTED OVER THE WEEKEND! PUSH,GIRL!

SORRY IF I'VE FORGOTTEN ANYTHING/ANYBODY OUT FROM THIS PIECE....JEEZ, I NEARLY DID! HOW COULD I FORGET AFTER SO MANY REMINDERS! THESPO SEATON WAS ADMITTED--NOW, NOW BOYS AND GIRLS, DON'T BE CRUEL-TO THE NORTHERN GEN LATE LAST WEEK WITH A RACING, ALMOST OUT OF CONTROL-HEARTBEAT! NOTHING TO DO WITH FUNGUS'S OR PAR'S MINIS, I HASTEN TO ADD BUT SOMETHING THE MEDICS FOUND, IN CLASS. ....BUT HE WAS THERE ON SATURDAY WITH CROOKED FINGER AT THE READY.WHAT A HERO!

CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! SEATS, I DID REMBER!


ON THAT HEARTFELT NOTE, I MUST NOW RACE AWAY FOR AN ABLUTE!

YOURS IN FRIENDSHIP ,

BOB/BANZAI

READ THE SHEFFIELD TELEGRAPH ON THURSDAY AND THE FRIDAY'S STAR/GRASSROOTS SECTION FOR A MORE FACTUAL ACCOUNT OF GAMES.


[Submitted by banzai]
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*HAMMY HILL PULLS! *STUDSIE PULLS! HANNAH BURNS PULLS![NO RACY NIGHTS FOR HER, THEN]!

*FRUITY GETS SPANKED [DID NOT ENJOY,ALLEGEDLY];TRAGIC WAS HERE-AGAIN!STRUMMER'S TATTOO MAKES APPEARANCE-MY LIPS ARE SEALED!

*FRUITY "...PEAKED TOO EARLY..." ON SATURDAY-BED BY 8.30PM![is this a medical condition? ed] BECCKY'S FINE'S DELIVERY ON SUNDAY LACKED A LITTLE SOMETHING...ZZZZZZ!

MEN'S 4'S- JOE'S BOYS MUST HAVE WON A GAME ON SATURDAY-HAPPY AND LOUD -AND NOT JUST FRIDGY. GOOD TO SEE MONKEY ABOUT, PLAYING WITH HIS NUTS-NICOLA MUST HAVE BEEN ON NIGHTS! THANKS FOR RACE NITE SUPPORT RICHY AND GUYS

A BEVY OF BEAUTIES-NOT YOU WINGS AND WINTON-VISITED THE CV AT ABOUT 6PM-YES, YOU HEARD ME AND SAW THEM-ON SATURDAY AND MADE MANY OF US QUITE PLEASED. DONT BE NUNS BUT GET IN THE HABIT,PLEASE.

RACE NITE'S LOOKING GOOD-ALL RUNNERS/OWNERS AKA ATHLETES NOW SOLD-SUPER JOB PEGS-

AROUND 40 EVENT/FOOD TICKETS ALSO SOLD BUT NOW NEED MORE BUYERS PLEASE WITH FIVERS . WONDERFUL VALUE FOR MONEY-WAIT TILL YOU

SEE THE NOSH! cONTACT YOUR CAPITANO'S OR ME.

BY THE WAY, WE ARE GETTING A MAJOR VISITATION THIS WEEKEND- ALL THE WAY FROM SOUTH OF WATFORD. THE CLUE AS TO WHO THEY ARE IS AS FOLLOWS "..PASS THE BALL TO cHRISTINA AND/OR FRUITY.." AND NO YELLOWS FOR EVEN THOSE HORRENDOUS TACKLES.

RESULTS-PRETTY GOOD ,TAKEN IN THE ROUND.

M'S 1'S ROBBED BY WAKEFIELD BUT LIKE BECKS-NAIVE TOO. SMACKED YORK 5-0 ON SUNDAY [i]. M'S 2'S WON 5-2. NICE WIN BY THE 4'S WITH HADFIELD BAGGING A BRACE-LONG TIME SINCE THAT HAPPENED, I'M TOLD.

LADIES 1'S SPANKED THEIR OPPONENTS 5-3[AWAY] WITH PLUG GETTING HER DEBUT GOAL AND EVEN FRUITY GOT ON THE SCORE SHEET-GETTING READY FOR THIS WEEKEND WHERE THE WEATHER LOOKS GOOD, I'M TOLD.

THE LADIES 2'S PICKED UP AN EASY 3 POINTS ON SATURDAY WITH A "NO SHOW CONCESSION" AND THEN ROUTED A FRIENDLY BUT UNDER NUMBERED
BRADFORD UNI SIDE, 12-0. THE "VET" BOX-MORTON GOT 3 BUT A GOALSCORING STAR WAS BORN IN THE SHAPE OF FRANKIE GIBBONS [NO OBVIOUS JOKES HERE PLEASE-SHE TELLS ME SHE'S HEARD THEM ALL ] WHO AT A MERE 15, GOT 5 . FRANKIE'S A RECENT TAPTON ADDITION TO SHERGAR'S RANKS AND HAS PLAYED ONCE BEFORE FOR THE 2'S.

LADIES 1'S CLEAR TOP-LADIES 2'S NOW 3RD.

lAURA OF THE CV HAS LOST HER VOICE-IS THAT A BLESSING RICHY?

AUSSIE ROSSCO NOW A DADDY OF LITTLE MILLA. EX- PAT PAUL GRAHAM'S SOON TO BE A PAPPY AS WELL, AND NEARER HOME, THE LANGUID SIMMO COULD WELL BE A DADDY NOW-LABOUR STARTED OVER THE WEEKEND! PUSH,GIRL!

SORRY IF I'VE FORGOTTEN ANYTHING/ANYBODY OUT FROM THIS PIECE....JEEZ, I NEARLY DID! HOW COULD I FORGET AFTER SO MANY REMINDERS! THESPO SEATON WAS ADMITTED--NOW, NOW BOYS AND GIRLS, DON'T BE CRUEL-TO THE NORTHERN GEN LATE LAST WEEK WITH A RACING, ALMOST OUT OF CONTROL-HEARTBEAT! NOTHING TO DO WITH FUNGUS'S OR PAR'S MINIS, I HASTEN TO ADD BUT SOMETHING THE MEDICS FOUND, IN CLASS. ....BUT HE WAS THERE ON SATURDAY WITH CROOKED FINGER AT THE READY.WHAT A HERO!

CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! SEATS, I DID REMBER!


ON THAT HEARTFELT NOTE, I MUST NOW RACE AWAY FOR AN ABLUTE!

YOURS IN FRIENDSHIP ,

BOB/BANZAI

READ THE SHEFFIELD TELEGRAPH ON THURSDAY AND THE FRIDAY'S STAR/GRASSROOTS SECTION FOR A MORE FACTUAL ACCOUNT OF GAMES.


[Submitted by banzai]
]]> Misc banzai Mon, 20 Feb 2012 18:30:38 +0000 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.481.1 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.480.13
RIGHT THEN BOYS AND GIRLS I HAVE TO LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG - 7 OF THE 8 SECRET EVENTS ARE REVEALED AS FOLLOWS:

Here are the creative FUN Races you can take part in and WIN! And your good mates can also enjoy AND bet on your antics - by the way NO CHEATING.

RACE/EVENT 1. 7:30PM - THE DRY RUN SPONSORED BY THE MEN'S 1'S

RACE/EVENT 2. 7:50PM - HANKY PANKY SPONSORED BY DAVID DENVER

RACE/EVENT 3. 8:10PM - THE BIG SUCKER SPONSORED BY STEVE BROOK

RACE/EVENT 4. 8:30PM - THE TWIN ROLL SPONSORED BY LAURA OF THE CV


8.45PM-INTERVAL-THE OLYMPIC-STYLE SPECTACULAR HOT & COLD BUFFET


RACE/EVENT 5. 9:15pm - THE BLIND MARATHON SPONSORED BY LADIES 1'S

RACE/EVENT 6. 9:35pm - THE DOUBLE BACK FLIP SPONSORED BY GRAHAM SEATON

RACE/EVENT 7. 9:55PM - PICK UP THE PIECES SPONSORED BY BOB HINDLE

RACE/EVENT 8. 10:20PM - THE MYSTERY AUCTION BIG MONEY EVENT

Well there you have it and this is how it works-

1. Buy yourself into an event at a cost of £5.00 and also become an owner.
2. Win the event and you win the Sponsor's Prize valued at £15-£20..and if you've had the "nous" to back yourself, you can collect your winnings from the tote
3. If there are enough spaces left why not spend another £5 and enter another race? Be a winner AGAIN!
4. A sponsor cannot enter his/her own race.

SEE FRUITY, PEGS AND ME THIS WEEKEND FOR YOUR ENTRIES-HAVE FUN, ENJOY YOURSELF AND GIVE THE RACEGOERS A GOOD LAUGH. EVERYONE CAN BE A WINNER.

..AND I'VE AN IDEA WHAT YOU'LL BE GETTING FOR YOUR BUFFET BUT YOU WILL NEED A TICKET FROM ME (AGAIN AT A MERE £5) + FREE RACECARD AND RAFFLE TICKET.

THERE WILL ALSO BE A MULTITUDE OF "BOB'S GOODY BAGS" AND PRIZES WILL BE STREWN AROUND LIKE CONFETTI. DRESSING UP IS ENCOURAGED AND THEMES WOULD BE APPRECIATED, INCLUDING DRESSAGE OUTFITS AND BEACH VOLLEYBALL WILL ALSO CATCH THE JUDGE'S EYE. AMERICAN FOOTBALL AND ULTIMATE FRIZBY OUTFITS WILL NOT WIN ANY PRIZES AT THESE GAMES.

FINALLY, THE TOTE WINDOW WILL AGAIN BE MANNED BY TOULI'S TOFFS WITH "MONEY MAN" SIMON KEEPING AN EYE ON THINGS - ALL PREFERABLY, RELATIVELY SOBER EARLY ON. PROPS MAN IS LOUIS "ICKLE" BROOK, ONE OF THE FEW BANKERS WHO IS ALWAYS WELCOME AT THE COBDEN VIEW.

THE CATERING SERVICE WILL, OF COURSE, BE PROVIDED BY THE LOVELY LAURA AIDED BY HER EQUALLY CHARMING AND DELIGHTFUL TEAM.

LAST, AND BY NO MEANS LEAST, WE SHALL HAVE THE SHY AND SEMI ARTICULATE [4TH BEST AUSSIE] "CROCO DAVO" AS OUR MC FOR THE NIGHT..I PROMISE YOU THAT SEVERAL GUINNESS HELPS HIM TO BECOME MORE CHATTY AND ALMOST HUMANLIKE-THE GIRLS JUST LURVE HIM.

THAT'S IT , GUYS AND GALS, LET'S GET OUR BUTTS MOVING AND OUR HEADS IN GEAR, TO THE UNIQUE SUBHC "HANDS ON" OLYMPIC RACE NITE-OUR BEST EVER.

BE A PODIUM WINNER!

YOURS IN FRIENDSHIP,

BOB/BANZAI
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RIGHT THEN BOYS AND GIRLS I HAVE TO LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG - 7 OF THE 8 SECRET EVENTS ARE REVEALED AS FOLLOWS:

Here are the creative FUN Races you can take part in and WIN! And your good mates can also enjoy AND bet on your antics - by the way NO CHEATING.

RACE/EVENT 1. 7:30PM - THE DRY RUN SPONSORED BY THE MEN'S 1'S

RACE/EVENT 2. 7:50PM - HANKY PANKY SPONSORED BY DAVID DENVER

RACE/EVENT 3. 8:10PM - THE BIG SUCKER SPONSORED BY STEVE BROOK

RACE/EVENT 4. 8:30PM - THE TWIN ROLL SPONSORED BY LAURA OF THE CV


8.45PM-INTERVAL-THE OLYMPIC-STYLE SPECTACULAR HOT & COLD BUFFET


RACE/EVENT 5. 9:15pm - THE BLIND MARATHON SPONSORED BY LADIES 1'S

RACE/EVENT 6. 9:35pm - THE DOUBLE BACK FLIP SPONSORED BY GRAHAM SEATON

RACE/EVENT 7. 9:55PM - PICK UP THE PIECES SPONSORED BY BOB HINDLE

RACE/EVENT 8. 10:20PM - THE MYSTERY AUCTION BIG MONEY EVENT

Well there you have it and this is how it works-

1. Buy yourself into an event at a cost of £5.00 and also become an owner.
2. Win the event and you win the Sponsor's Prize valued at £15-£20..and if you've had the "nous" to back yourself, you can collect your winnings from the tote
3. If there are enough spaces left why not spend another £5 and enter another race? Be a winner AGAIN!
4. A sponsor cannot enter his/her own race.

SEE FRUITY, PEGS AND ME THIS WEEKEND FOR YOUR ENTRIES-HAVE FUN, ENJOY YOURSELF AND GIVE THE RACEGOERS A GOOD LAUGH. EVERYONE CAN BE A WINNER.

..AND I'VE AN IDEA WHAT YOU'LL BE GETTING FOR YOUR BUFFET BUT YOU WILL NEED A TICKET FROM ME (AGAIN AT A MERE £5) + FREE RACECARD AND RAFFLE TICKET.

THERE WILL ALSO BE A MULTITUDE OF "BOB'S GOODY BAGS" AND PRIZES WILL BE STREWN AROUND LIKE CONFETTI. DRESSING UP IS ENCOURAGED AND THEMES WOULD BE APPRECIATED, INCLUDING DRESSAGE OUTFITS AND BEACH VOLLEYBALL WILL ALSO CATCH THE JUDGE'S EYE. AMERICAN FOOTBALL AND ULTIMATE FRIZBY OUTFITS WILL NOT WIN ANY PRIZES AT THESE GAMES.

FINALLY, THE TOTE WINDOW WILL AGAIN BE MANNED BY TOULI'S TOFFS WITH "MONEY MAN" SIMON KEEPING AN EYE ON THINGS - ALL PREFERABLY, RELATIVELY SOBER EARLY ON. PROPS MAN IS LOUIS "ICKLE" BROOK, ONE OF THE FEW BANKERS WHO IS ALWAYS WELCOME AT THE COBDEN VIEW.

THE CATERING SERVICE WILL, OF COURSE, BE PROVIDED BY THE LOVELY LAURA AIDED BY HER EQUALLY CHARMING AND DELIGHTFUL TEAM.

LAST, AND BY NO MEANS LEAST, WE SHALL HAVE THE SHY AND SEMI ARTICULATE [4TH BEST AUSSIE] "CROCO DAVO" AS OUR MC FOR THE NIGHT..I PROMISE YOU THAT SEVERAL GUINNESS HELPS HIM TO BECOME MORE CHATTY AND ALMOST HUMANLIKE-THE GIRLS JUST LURVE HIM.

THAT'S IT , GUYS AND GALS, LET'S GET OUR BUTTS MOVING AND OUR HEADS IN GEAR, TO THE UNIQUE SUBHC "HANDS ON" OLYMPIC RACE NITE-OUR BEST EVER.

BE A PODIUM WINNER!

YOURS IN FRIENDSHIP,

BOB/BANZAI
]]> Social bugrain Fri, 17 Feb 2012 17:31:36 +0000 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.480.13 http://www.subhc.org.uk/news.php?item.479.8 Men's 1sts who have a home double-header. Top of the table Wakefield are the opponents tomorrow, with City of York visiting on Sunday. Both games start at 2pm, and your support will be very welcome (particularly from the 7s and 8s who don't have a game this weekend).

Meanwhile, our 4s, 5s and 6s are all in action, with the pick of the games being the promotion battle between Biter's 'systemic' 6s, and 3rd-placed Barnsley at 3:30.

And for post-match entertainment, Simon Statham will race Ed Ide up Conduit Road to get to the Cobden View.
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